EUPHEMIA
The story I will try to tell is that of a poor boy who was struck by lightning and became a famous rock singer.
It was in the early years of the new musical era in which rock became overbearing way, when the district was made aware of Spaccasassi Castellone near the beginning of a violent storm. The young hero of our story, a euphemism, so he had the misfortune to be called by others, because he alone had the courage, was in the area. Now
the nearby village that left two police officers warned that perhaps there would be lightning with unpredictable consequences and that the young Eufemio was alone in the area were alerted to avoid any misfortune.
But, in fact, the police never arrived because they were immediately distracted by the beautiful Margotta, a woman who lived outside the small town that when you looked all revolted to watch and admire and hope and try as well, but she did not so much granted to anyone, and everyone knew this, but we felt the same, always with the same risultato.Tuttavia also the two policemen at the sight of beautiful Margotta that had appeared, they stopped to make some observations in the field. That events had run their course without the intervention of the police.
if Eufemio it was pretty quiet brooding about his life. Now his was a continuing debate since he had learned to think. Nevertheless often wondered if the reflection and brooding are the same or if things are different. Why think at times it looks like the brooding and Eufemio that was a day when the brood and reflect on their own events too closely resembled that would have been able to identify them, you would not even notice the difference. While he struggled on this huge question mark on the difference between reflection and rumination was passing by in the district gentle shepherdess, and here is one extraordinary thing. Eufemio asks, but there is a mistake, you can not because even the most stupid computer know that the gentle shepherdess no longer exist and immediately report the accident to anyone that asks Eufemio "But who's going this creature is certainly not a gentle shepherdess, and who tells us that it is not sent by a terrorist who knows what power Islamist fundamentalist Islamic or better here in these quiet areas to make some kind of damage and see if he had to pass in front of me while I was on my own and I ask him if maybe I said yes but never mind me it is to say that it would be just stupid if I say it now but maybe if I request it to him good floor plan could give me some clue and who knows something might happen Unexpected, however, I would try is always a big question and if you can not talk to anyone and maybe can not even leave the living witnesses of their passage would perhaps be better to pretend not to know is I'm here, I call good good and to reflect that what no one can stop me I would say that there is no true freedom so let's leave and resume the debate, "and so Eufemio had brilliantly solved the debate whether to try or not, and he wisely said that he would not have tried as the risk was still too big and then continue to reflect better or mulling how best to everyone prefers the unpredictable happens unexpectedly gentle shepherdess would certainly be an error or mistake or whatever you want here and spoke to him without a doubt the reader will draw a sigh of relief thinking that should be still a human being who speaks and since then many of the more gloomy forecasts could be called off but it is always better to be very cautious before being optimistic and then a bit of pessimism should keep it good because it is always handy when needed and then it takes is a little better to have a party so no one is shocked that we were saying here unexpectedly gentle shepherdess spoke to him and said, "What are you looking at this in the damn district of stones, young man?" to which he began to mutter that he did nothing wrong and that absolutely was there by chance and had absolutely no bad intentions of any kind, and while he kept muttering these things without much sense, the sky grew darker and the gentle shepherdess's asked why he had left without even an umbrella, it is not pretended that a shepherd, and the umbrella would be more than allowed, but still had all realized that a storm was about to break him and he was calm and happy and without not even a shred of umbrella, to which he replied that the umbrellas were not good, that he was now a mature man who could openly address short a time. In the meantime, the country
The two policemen had entered into conversation with the beautiful Margotta which had been forced to open the door in the name of the law even if the words had been spoken softly, almost pleading tone of what happens in those cases where the law is used to get the most of their things. The two had to sit on two chairs while the fine straw and made him a cup of coffee after the usual pleasantries were held the door the room looked carefully and noticed with great satisfaction that the decor was simple and that there were a ten horns hanging on a bit 'here and there along with family photos to a picture of two fishmongers and a sausage hanging from the ceiling. This course will focus attention of the two who began to ask questions about its origin and the beautiful innocent Margotta who protested and said it was a gift from Aunt Eulalia but they are persistently asked if it was spicy sausage and how long he was there and that went pretty Margotta to say that what was good and it was not bad and they must not think evil and on the other hand they insist that for more nearly they were doing a survey, and know how to call the police when they want to know something that the beautiful Margotta not remember who had given it to him that beautiful and sausage in exchange for what, or perhaps trying to pull for long because he knew where the two wanted to end up with the excuse of interest sausages. The beautiful Margotta had not been many arguments to escape when he realized that he had to find a diversion and then it occurred to him to try the two that had a special liqueur, with his hands but the two insisted on sausage and had arrived who wanted to strong taste it. You could not escape for long when they knocked at the door and looked out Mrs. Eleanor, who asked if they wanted to taste her cookies. The police could not refuse such a gracious and spontaneous offer and so did the beautiful Margotta was convinced it was time to enjoy that blessed sausage and started in four snack biscuits and sausage for a drink 'of wine. The sausage was seasoned to the point just, kind and generous wine, biscuits al dente, in short, everything with a brush and the two policemen together with the beautiful layers and Mrs. Eleanor forgot the reason for their departure and did not bother most of euphemisms. But a heart-rending cry suddenly crossed the street and screaming like a possessed woman who crossed the street and behind her a young girl running barefoot. It was not clear what happened but it seemed that the two were chasing someone or trying desperately to help. And two police officers asked the two women that things were happening and the beautiful Margotta said that this was the mother and another daughter and ran like crazy because he had run away or something because maybe someone had stolen something. Which was confirmed almost the same words by Mrs. Eleanor, who added that the two looked like two possessed. The police did not understand well the last statement but had heard enough to their ears, and besides, they were released for service, they could not ignore their duty, the words of an attempted robbery had specific meanings for them , so we asked each other who knows who we will never be tried so clumsily and after having answered one another that they had not the faintest idea finally made it clear that their duty was to ascertain the facts and began to torment the good Margotta the origin of the sausage.
In a flash gash country air. And the sound of thunder was so strong that almost all startled and even the pastor was saying his prayers, Don Anselmo, who spent almost all day in bed not because he was sick but because he felt to be so even though the doctors said that had an iron constitution, but he was convinced to have a serious disease caused by all the major sins that he was forced to confess and that he was sure he brought for the serious consequences sooner or later. His theory was that the sins sooner or later turned into a physical illness and that their processing of them occurred when there was a large concentration. So every time the confessions suspended to avoid too high concentrations and when it was pretty sure that the situation was making it lighter and that the danger of this pool of sins had eased a little, then resumed. On the other hand it was he that judged the seriousness of the sin itself, and sometimes some commonly estimated venial sins put him in great agitation because only he knew how they could act on 'dangerous cluster that already circled around him. So at that time had suspended confessions and had taken some 'rest in his bed as a preventive measure, even though he held the function anyway.
This theory on the concentration of sins Don Anselmo had gained many years and had entered his knowledge. The sins were to have any substantiality and somewhere were also stored. On the other hand, his thinking was not so original and had studied a lot about is that the cumulative weight of sin has in the destiny of the soul. But if all sins were a burden, they all had to have a force so that their clustering in the same places could cause results to very dangerous and unpredictable. Don Anselmo there was a time when the cluster was dangerous and then he stayed the confessions, because it was better for the sins of everyone if they held at home and not download them in the confessional as it could be done with the waste in bins garbage. When you exceed certain limits, it was not easy to find any remedy and too high concentrations could lead totally unimaginable consequences. In these times meditated a lot on the confession and its impact on souls.
Don Anselmo was a practical man but he had to know his original confession and had an idea that led him to carefully study the phenomena of washing machines had begun to spread into the homes of parishioners. In washing machines and the need for a different system for types of washing fabrics he found confirmation of his ideas on confession and on the number of clusters. Hardly talked about it with others, but was convinced to have discovered a fascinating side of truth and often reflected on these issues. Meanwhile
Eufemio he had heard the rumble of thunder, and had quietly told he was not at all afraid, and began to tell of a time when a boy, he was lost on the mountain and had been through much worse but the shepherdess abruptly interrupted him and told him he could be seen a mile away that he had absolutely no experience of these things to which he replied: I do not understand such things, and her insistent and yes, continues to be clever and see what you will do fine, in fact seemed to tell him not to try in any way with her to the young assured that it had never been his intention, and she said that all ready back the same thing but did not understand anything in that Eufemio was stunned and began to reflect. Must be a superior being, he thought, because it is true that I did not understand anything, and how did you guess, and then put it in the speech with such ease, and I'd think twice about ever say such a thing. So
reflected Eufemio, unaware of what was coming. But the gentle shepherdess began to laugh and laugh so hard that nothing could stop her and Eufemio repeatedly asked her what it was but she continued to laugh and Euphemia was almost angry that he began to feel this sudden burst of laughter as a personal insult and was also concerned about his health and what went on with laughter and he was uncertain whether to rush back to town to call a doctor or groped a remedy People against sudden crises of laughter, but then slowly something flashed in my mind of euphemisms. And if you would tell me something with all this laughter, it seems plausible, and how if it seems plausible-so Eufemio was repeated, although he did not know what that meant, he repeated it plausible that often. It was his habit a little, perhaps, when he heard a strange word, even if you do not understand their meaning, they borrow and was an integral part of his language and he used to repeat it several times in his speech, whether it was of inner speech or an externalized. Plausible liked a lot and seemed very appropriate, so exaggerated accounts aloud: "That sounds just plausible, here!"
"Who told you?" asked a gentle shepherdess that word immediately stopped laughing.
"Well, it seems plausible to me, here ...." Eufemio insisted, because no one had told no one at all and he did not know who will be awarded this major responsibility
"Anyone who has been, is a liar and a coward to even say these things "she said.
"But I thought ..." he began tentatively but was stopped abruptly.
"You thought what, why would you say that you even think you know, you thought well I know what is a gross lie, anyone who has put you in the head!"
"Well, I just wanted to say that it seems plausible," protested timidly Eufemio surprised by the reaction.
"That thing is better than you think even from a distance" a gentle shepherd and he was so clear that you gave birth to Eufemio suddenly the entire valley was misty.
"However, there must be a misunderstanding," said Eufemio to try to defuse a little of the hostility he felt in the air.
"Who told you this, we feel a bit ', is another common lie, and however you also have to be a liar" said gentle shepherdess at this point had become quite sullen.
At that time, at home, rang the bells that called for the evening service.
The women were heading to church in their shawls blacks, while the two police officers continued to rejoice, with beautiful layers and Mrs. Eleanor, with the sausage, which was exceptionally good and the wine.
The air became livid. The wind began to turn over the land like the falcon when he spotted a large prey and makes rounds to better focus the point of attack. A heavy rain began.
The two policemen at this point were careful to stick its nose out from the door where he had been expelled because they were very busy at this point. In the valley
Eufemio and gentle shepherdess began to run after him to ask them to sit still.
"We try to shelter up soon" and she was chasing him, "You do not have to go under the trees, it is dangerous!"
But yes I know I should not go under trees Eufemio thought as he ran zig zag to the valley to avoid bringing the few large trees, some say it is a fine not to put themselves under the trees when it rains, and then as a escapes to seek shelter, and where to find it, who knows, someone might have forgotten an umbrella over there, but there would need to run, so that if it would be forgotten, however, and that is not running before you take him back. In short, if one can not be put under the trees, what's the rush, he wondered Eufemio suddenly stopped, which would surprise very gentle shepherdess instead scolded him severely: "What do you think You, being a wise guy, why did you stop running so suddenly? "
" But what's the rush? if you can not repair beneath the trees, "said Euphemia, as read by a sudden crisis of wisdom.
gentle shepherdess But she ran desperately and Euphemia was seized with dismay and worried for her. And he began to think he could get lost in the valley , on the other hand she certainly did not know her like him, and thought it was better not to lose sight of.
Eufemio And so began to run not to lose sight of gentle shepherdess.
And so it was running and running slipped into the valley then lost in the woods.
This was a wood they called so because from time immemorial, someone had found so far that there could be so easy to get and had appealed. It was necessary to get that one was lost to the valley because if one was known to the paths have been worn, in other words if you do not lose the right way was difficult to happen there. What must be said also inspired a little scared because if one had lost the straight way was to put it in a way that was not good and who knows where you went to parry.
why no one approached the remote forest that was surrounded by jungle which discouraged anyone.
Eufemio felt a little scared because it was the first time that goes into the woods lost, but then could not let that crazy gentle shepherdess was lost and he felt a moral obligation to have to protect from any kind of danger, and this I feel proud because he made it clear that he could also be a simple young but circumstances transformer is already understood that he could become a hero, or captain had only the opportunity and he could go down in history because he felt that he lacked the courage to face some unexpected that it was also certainly lurking.
The forest was dark and gloomy almost could not see anything but there must be animals. Eufemio began to call loudly "Gentle shepherd," but that certainly was not afraid of putting the answer. Eufemio is also an increasing and continued to desperately call because at some point he realized that he had lost and that it was not easy to find your way out of the woods with that little light and then shouted "Gentil shepherdess, but there you have a lantern, here is dark and the distance he heard the answer "Of course the 'I have, and I was so stupid to be otherwise slip through the woods," to which Eufemio realized that it was imprudent, but felt relief knowing that it was the gentle shepherdess safe and that he also had a lantern, so they could find a way out of the woods. On one hand, reassured, the other was at least aware that this embarrassing because there was a storm and thunder and lightning and all said that during the time it was unwise to the woods and sit under the trees. And for this Eufemio ran, Do not stand under the trees, but the danger could not avoid it, because we had to pass under the trees. "Do not pass under the trees during the storm," cried gentle shepherdess preavvertisse as if the threat. Eufemio then devised a stratagem of his own not to go under the trees, it would be perched on top of a tree and there he waited until the time it would have avoided the risk, but realized he could not think only of himself that he had to take care also a gentle shepherdess and then called her and told her of his program to which she replied that he never , never would have allowed him to try to do everything that we do not think the facts and its badasse; Eufemio replied that he had thought for his generous nature and felt run over by a stream of bad words that challenged this speech and even warned him that the speech was just let go and that was it would be better for him if he had never begun. Eufemio felt then that the situation could get out of hand because they did not understand in what place or you had to be put anywhere and it was wrong. He began to think that gentle shepherdess should not have all the wheels in place because it was she to get into this mess and then thought it would be just that you both get them out but when I said another unique stream of bad words and then it hit him all at once cadergli felt his loneliness and knew what was heavy and screamed that she felt alone but this was not afraid that there was used but which, however, it was time to finish it and that it was necessary to get out of that situation as soon as possible. This time, gentle shepherdess did not answer.
In the meantime the country had spread the news that Eufemio had to run serious risks and did not talk about anything else. The commander of the police officers also alarmed at the absence of the two soldiers that went had issued a notice to the other stations because they start their research on the two that could be ambushed. It was a very delicate moment. A police van was leaving from the capital and would have combed the area and nearby districts, but this could only happen after a couple of days because that evening was the playing of the national team and we know that on some occasions does not move a leaf and then the next day to wait for feedback on the game and the possible criticism of the coach. This was an inevitable fact of the game, where you could certainly intervene in any way.
Eufemio tried to call but nobody answered him. At first he thought it was a gentle shepherdess offense to just a few polite words and began to apologize first apologizing if he had used a few words or even unwelcome Offensive sure why he did not notice even the words coming out of the mouth sometimes unintentionally river and between them there could have been maybe one or maybe some more that could have hit a soul so kind, but inside she wondered ago to be so nice if he knocks you do not know what and disappears into thin air leaving me alone in the woods lost but he continued in the apology and the fact that the words could not manage anything then began to apologize for the tone so because sometimes unintentionally tone of his voice changed and he did not notice and could have used a tone too heavy and he apologized but in the meantime wondered how a tone can shake so badly for the feelings of another person which might lead to silence and thus escaped and while he realized that he had no answer, and that gentle shepherdess had left him alone. Eufemio then felt a strong sense of solitude and began to hum a song to feel less alone, but he soon realized that every time the wind lifted the stamp did hear her growl and then began to worry because if the wind roared something wrong perhaps he was too stoned and stopped singing but he felt uneasy and began to whistle but the rain made him feel his backhand and then Eufemio stopped whistling and sat thinking in silence to that situation.
Meanwhile, the country had returned to the alarm on the two missing policemen. Do not you think more in some accident because everyone said they had a good character and that some had not gotten in trouble and that the more they were men of law that the country had spread a wave of optimism but the commander of the station not found them the same even if all were convinced that things would go well for him all a bit 'was worried and asked for reinforcements. From Central asked him what was happening to him seriously and began to explain that a young man named Eufemio was lost and that two policemen were lost and the central understood that something was wrong with all those people who lost and then notified police that they would send another ten for the research because it was better abound because someone might get lost.
Meanwhile the streets of the country began a regular evening stroll. The pretty girls were in pairs or groups and met with the guys who were doing the same thing. Looking out the windows watching the mothers who do not happen anything illegal. In fact it was common in the rustle of the country that the boys went together and the girl also, and there were no mixed groups except in exceptional circumstances. You know, the usual rule which gradually becomes obey all believing that it is a kind of law passed, so you had to rub him play regularly and if someone does not respect the rules we thought that the mothers were facing the right way to call now the offender. Later it started the rustle of engaged couples that would have been able to meet as among themselves, then they would exit married couples with children and single people would come out eventually he was allowed to leave last. Even the military, but for them and for the fame brought with them was always the rule to let them also participate in the rub, but to pretend that there were not. So if the girls met a group of soldiers on leave and those addressed their compliments the girls did not know absolutely every word and gesture unless it were offensive words which he was permitted to answer, according to the custom of the rub.
The two policemen at this point realized that it was late and had to go out for the evening stroll and vain were the words of the lovely lady Eleanor Margotta and trying to retain them. But a new
overthrew an abrupt end and rub it all over his ceremonial chain of events and forced everyone to run away and hide under the doors and to hide behind their mothers facing windows. Thus a single natural event proved to be stronger than usual. It began to spread the concern about the disappearance of euphemisms. Meanwhile, lost in the woods
Eufemio felt in the dark just a little 'sad and scared and had also started to tremble because he felt that they were urgent physiological needs but as the forest was dark and he felt if he lost there was also that he was too shy and reserved to do certain things in public but then he said, but what the public needs and decided that a natural does not have anything wrong and then it was too cold was completely natural for him to do, and in fact if there was someone around who could see well that was not the problem and started to unbutton his pants, but now a cry rang and startled Eufemio that one side was happy because he no longer felt alone but always felt more strongly the need and short on the one hand he felt that was not only that there was perhaps a gentle shepherdess in the neighborhood but felt an urgent need and then did not know what to do and asked "Who goes there Altolia" like the guards when they hear a noise and from the way it came the cry heard a voice of gentle shepherdess who suffered "Stop, do not do anything stupid, do not you do what you were going to take, I hope good ..." and Euphemia replied that he did nothing wrong and was told that at times had only the intention and that he could be punished for it and in fact a dark evil Eufemio hung up at this point that there was force to stay but he began to shake and gentle shepherd asked him what I was so afraid that shook like a leaf and said he only had to be afraid of divine punishment and he replied that he was not afraid and she insisted that giggle and say that you could see how that shook and even comedians to tell him that it was not shake a good thing because it attracted the lightning, to which Eufemio had a presentiment that if it made him so if he continued and then tried to hide in a bush.
But you know that you can not hide from prying eyes and another cry and say that he did think he did a little jump. Eufemio shook louder and louder and was resigning and have it on me that although he felt it was not dignified but at some point he began to think that the dignity can not be the only speech that one has to find compromises to live with others and this eased a little, but not decided, because he felt the problem of ' hygiene intimate and the question seemed difficult to solve because the problems of hygiene were practically very intimate feel, but then he spoke a little bit 'out of shame and a bit' because their solutions seemed far away and everyone had some problems and preferred to pass the subject. So when Eufemio felt that there was too intimate hygiene to keep in mind, he felt very difficult and was shaking like a leaf. He knows how to shake the drainage of fluids and currents. So most Eufemio trembling, more water was coming down in buckets and with its noise stimulated a lot. But he stoically held back because he felt that would upset the hygiene intimate. And no natural force could change that moment in his conviction.
is then that all the spirits of the forest gathered and watched Eufemio and saw him tremble and suffer and felt well understood why, but felt that his will was strong and that would break rather than yield to the temptation and then considered how difficult was his situation and how this story the same hygiene and ruining his own life and then destroying the spirits of the forest relenting and demanded a solution to the problem. And from there came a rumble of thunder and lightning and a lightning bolt that is fired right next to Eufemio, terrified that he began to sing and act like a fool. So it was discovered the true nature of gentle shepherdess. She was a scout for a record that was sent around to look for new faces and new stars for the music. It got into the most unlikely places because he knew that the talent is not in the streets where everyone speaks of more or less, and even easily be found in the churches where everyone goes to confession and pray, but sometimes it is on the banks of rivers, sometimes in the woods, sometimes into the seabed. So later it was discovered that gentle shepherdess was also a fine diving expert who went in search of talent even under the seabed. The song of
Eufemio was heard from afar, and came to the country. It was a desperate song together and it was a song melodioso.Tutti felt that there was something very new at that pace and something very strong in that voice.
The story I will try to tell is that of a poor boy who was struck by lightning and became a famous rock singer.
It was in the early years of the new musical era in which rock became overbearing way, when the district was made aware of Spaccasassi Castellone near the beginning of a violent storm. The young hero of our story, a euphemism, so he had the misfortune to be called by others, because he alone had the courage, was in the area. Now
the nearby village that left two police officers warned that perhaps there would be lightning with unpredictable consequences and that the young Eufemio was alone in the area were alerted to avoid any misfortune.
But, in fact, the police never arrived because they were immediately distracted by the beautiful Margotta, a woman who lived outside the small town that when you looked all revolted to watch and admire and hope and try as well, but she did not so much granted to anyone, and everyone knew this, but we felt the same, always with the same risultato.Tuttavia also the two policemen at the sight of beautiful Margotta that had appeared, they stopped to make some observations in the field. That events had run their course without the intervention of the police.
if Eufemio it was pretty quiet brooding about his life. Now his was a continuing debate since he had learned to think. Nevertheless often wondered if the reflection and brooding are the same or if things are different. Why think at times it looks like the brooding and Eufemio that was a day when the brood and reflect on their own events too closely resembled that would have been able to identify them, you would not even notice the difference. While he struggled on this huge question mark on the difference between reflection and rumination was passing by in the district gentle shepherdess, and here is one extraordinary thing. Eufemio asks, but there is a mistake, you can not because even the most stupid computer know that the gentle shepherdess no longer exist and immediately report the accident to anyone that asks Eufemio "But who's going this creature is certainly not a gentle shepherdess, and who tells us that it is not sent by a terrorist who knows what power Islamist fundamentalist Islamic or better here in these quiet areas to make some kind of damage and see if he had to pass in front of me while I was on my own and I ask him if maybe I said yes but never mind me it is to say that it would be just stupid if I say it now but maybe if I request it to him good floor plan could give me some clue and who knows something might happen Unexpected, however, I would try is always a big question and if you can not talk to anyone and maybe can not even leave the living witnesses of their passage would perhaps be better to pretend not to know is I'm here, I call good good and to reflect that what no one can stop me I would say that there is no true freedom so let's leave and resume the debate, "and so Eufemio had brilliantly solved the debate whether to try or not, and he wisely said that he would not have tried as the risk was still too big and then continue to reflect better or mulling how best to everyone prefers the unpredictable happens unexpectedly gentle shepherdess would certainly be an error or mistake or whatever you want here and spoke to him without a doubt the reader will draw a sigh of relief thinking that should be still a human being who speaks and since then many of the more gloomy forecasts could be called off but it is always better to be very cautious before being optimistic and then a bit of pessimism should keep it good because it is always handy when needed and then it takes is a little better to have a party so no one is shocked that we were saying here unexpectedly gentle shepherdess spoke to him and said, "What are you looking at this in the damn district of stones, young man?" to which he began to mutter that he did nothing wrong and that absolutely was there by chance and had absolutely no bad intentions of any kind, and while he kept muttering these things without much sense, the sky grew darker and the gentle shepherdess's asked why he had left without even an umbrella, it is not pretended that a shepherd, and the umbrella would be more than allowed, but still had all realized that a storm was about to break him and he was calm and happy and without not even a shred of umbrella, to which he replied that the umbrellas were not good, that he was now a mature man who could openly address short a time. In the meantime, the country
The two policemen had entered into conversation with the beautiful Margotta which had been forced to open the door in the name of the law even if the words had been spoken softly, almost pleading tone of what happens in those cases where the law is used to get the most of their things. The two had to sit on two chairs while the fine straw and made him a cup of coffee after the usual pleasantries were held the door the room looked carefully and noticed with great satisfaction that the decor was simple and that there were a ten horns hanging on a bit 'here and there along with family photos to a picture of two fishmongers and a sausage hanging from the ceiling. This course will focus attention of the two who began to ask questions about its origin and the beautiful innocent Margotta who protested and said it was a gift from Aunt Eulalia but they are persistently asked if it was spicy sausage and how long he was there and that went pretty Margotta to say that what was good and it was not bad and they must not think evil and on the other hand they insist that for more nearly they were doing a survey, and know how to call the police when they want to know something that the beautiful Margotta not remember who had given it to him that beautiful and sausage in exchange for what, or perhaps trying to pull for long because he knew where the two wanted to end up with the excuse of interest sausages. The beautiful Margotta had not been many arguments to escape when he realized that he had to find a diversion and then it occurred to him to try the two that had a special liqueur, with his hands but the two insisted on sausage and had arrived who wanted to strong taste it. You could not escape for long when they knocked at the door and looked out Mrs. Eleanor, who asked if they wanted to taste her cookies. The police could not refuse such a gracious and spontaneous offer and so did the beautiful Margotta was convinced it was time to enjoy that blessed sausage and started in four snack biscuits and sausage for a drink 'of wine. The sausage was seasoned to the point just, kind and generous wine, biscuits al dente, in short, everything with a brush and the two policemen together with the beautiful layers and Mrs. Eleanor forgot the reason for their departure and did not bother most of euphemisms. But a heart-rending cry suddenly crossed the street and screaming like a possessed woman who crossed the street and behind her a young girl running barefoot. It was not clear what happened but it seemed that the two were chasing someone or trying desperately to help. And two police officers asked the two women that things were happening and the beautiful Margotta said that this was the mother and another daughter and ran like crazy because he had run away or something because maybe someone had stolen something. Which was confirmed almost the same words by Mrs. Eleanor, who added that the two looked like two possessed. The police did not understand well the last statement but had heard enough to their ears, and besides, they were released for service, they could not ignore their duty, the words of an attempted robbery had specific meanings for them , so we asked each other who knows who we will never be tried so clumsily and after having answered one another that they had not the faintest idea finally made it clear that their duty was to ascertain the facts and began to torment the good Margotta the origin of the sausage.
In a flash gash country air. And the sound of thunder was so strong that almost all startled and even the pastor was saying his prayers, Don Anselmo, who spent almost all day in bed not because he was sick but because he felt to be so even though the doctors said that had an iron constitution, but he was convinced to have a serious disease caused by all the major sins that he was forced to confess and that he was sure he brought for the serious consequences sooner or later. His theory was that the sins sooner or later turned into a physical illness and that their processing of them occurred when there was a large concentration. So every time the confessions suspended to avoid too high concentrations and when it was pretty sure that the situation was making it lighter and that the danger of this pool of sins had eased a little, then resumed. On the other hand it was he that judged the seriousness of the sin itself, and sometimes some commonly estimated venial sins put him in great agitation because only he knew how they could act on 'dangerous cluster that already circled around him. So at that time had suspended confessions and had taken some 'rest in his bed as a preventive measure, even though he held the function anyway.
This theory on the concentration of sins Don Anselmo had gained many years and had entered his knowledge. The sins were to have any substantiality and somewhere were also stored. On the other hand, his thinking was not so original and had studied a lot about is that the cumulative weight of sin has in the destiny of the soul. But if all sins were a burden, they all had to have a force so that their clustering in the same places could cause results to very dangerous and unpredictable. Don Anselmo there was a time when the cluster was dangerous and then he stayed the confessions, because it was better for the sins of everyone if they held at home and not download them in the confessional as it could be done with the waste in bins garbage. When you exceed certain limits, it was not easy to find any remedy and too high concentrations could lead totally unimaginable consequences. In these times meditated a lot on the confession and its impact on souls.
Don Anselmo was a practical man but he had to know his original confession and had an idea that led him to carefully study the phenomena of washing machines had begun to spread into the homes of parishioners. In washing machines and the need for a different system for types of washing fabrics he found confirmation of his ideas on confession and on the number of clusters. Hardly talked about it with others, but was convinced to have discovered a fascinating side of truth and often reflected on these issues. Meanwhile
Eufemio he had heard the rumble of thunder, and had quietly told he was not at all afraid, and began to tell of a time when a boy, he was lost on the mountain and had been through much worse but the shepherdess abruptly interrupted him and told him he could be seen a mile away that he had absolutely no experience of these things to which he replied: I do not understand such things, and her insistent and yes, continues to be clever and see what you will do fine, in fact seemed to tell him not to try in any way with her to the young assured that it had never been his intention, and she said that all ready back the same thing but did not understand anything in that Eufemio was stunned and began to reflect. Must be a superior being, he thought, because it is true that I did not understand anything, and how did you guess, and then put it in the speech with such ease, and I'd think twice about ever say such a thing. So
reflected Eufemio, unaware of what was coming. But the gentle shepherdess began to laugh and laugh so hard that nothing could stop her and Eufemio repeatedly asked her what it was but she continued to laugh and Euphemia was almost angry that he began to feel this sudden burst of laughter as a personal insult and was also concerned about his health and what went on with laughter and he was uncertain whether to rush back to town to call a doctor or groped a remedy People against sudden crises of laughter, but then slowly something flashed in my mind of euphemisms. And if you would tell me something with all this laughter, it seems plausible, and how if it seems plausible-so Eufemio was repeated, although he did not know what that meant, he repeated it plausible that often. It was his habit a little, perhaps, when he heard a strange word, even if you do not understand their meaning, they borrow and was an integral part of his language and he used to repeat it several times in his speech, whether it was of inner speech or an externalized. Plausible liked a lot and seemed very appropriate, so exaggerated accounts aloud: "That sounds just plausible, here!"
"Who told you?" asked a gentle shepherdess that word immediately stopped laughing.
"Well, it seems plausible to me, here ...." Eufemio insisted, because no one had told no one at all and he did not know who will be awarded this major responsibility
"Anyone who has been, is a liar and a coward to even say these things "she said.
"But I thought ..." he began tentatively but was stopped abruptly.
"You thought what, why would you say that you even think you know, you thought well I know what is a gross lie, anyone who has put you in the head!"
"Well, I just wanted to say that it seems plausible," protested timidly Eufemio surprised by the reaction.
"That thing is better than you think even from a distance" a gentle shepherd and he was so clear that you gave birth to Eufemio suddenly the entire valley was misty.
"However, there must be a misunderstanding," said Eufemio to try to defuse a little of the hostility he felt in the air.
"Who told you this, we feel a bit ', is another common lie, and however you also have to be a liar" said gentle shepherdess at this point had become quite sullen.
At that time, at home, rang the bells that called for the evening service.
The women were heading to church in their shawls blacks, while the two police officers continued to rejoice, with beautiful layers and Mrs. Eleanor, with the sausage, which was exceptionally good and the wine.
The air became livid. The wind began to turn over the land like the falcon when he spotted a large prey and makes rounds to better focus the point of attack. A heavy rain began.
The two policemen at this point were careful to stick its nose out from the door where he had been expelled because they were very busy at this point. In the valley
Eufemio and gentle shepherdess began to run after him to ask them to sit still.
"We try to shelter up soon" and she was chasing him, "You do not have to go under the trees, it is dangerous!"
But yes I know I should not go under trees Eufemio thought as he ran zig zag to the valley to avoid bringing the few large trees, some say it is a fine not to put themselves under the trees when it rains, and then as a escapes to seek shelter, and where to find it, who knows, someone might have forgotten an umbrella over there, but there would need to run, so that if it would be forgotten, however, and that is not running before you take him back. In short, if one can not be put under the trees, what's the rush, he wondered Eufemio suddenly stopped, which would surprise very gentle shepherdess instead scolded him severely: "What do you think You, being a wise guy, why did you stop running so suddenly? "
" But what's the rush? if you can not repair beneath the trees, "said Euphemia, as read by a sudden crisis of wisdom.
gentle shepherdess But she ran desperately and Euphemia was seized with dismay and worried for her. And he began to think he could get lost in the valley , on the other hand she certainly did not know her like him, and thought it was better not to lose sight of.
Eufemio And so began to run not to lose sight of gentle shepherdess.
And so it was running and running slipped into the valley then lost in the woods.
This was a wood they called so because from time immemorial, someone had found so far that there could be so easy to get and had appealed. It was necessary to get that one was lost to the valley because if one was known to the paths have been worn, in other words if you do not lose the right way was difficult to happen there. What must be said also inspired a little scared because if one had lost the straight way was to put it in a way that was not good and who knows where you went to parry.
why no one approached the remote forest that was surrounded by jungle which discouraged anyone.
Eufemio felt a little scared because it was the first time that goes into the woods lost, but then could not let that crazy gentle shepherdess was lost and he felt a moral obligation to have to protect from any kind of danger, and this I feel proud because he made it clear that he could also be a simple young but circumstances transformer is already understood that he could become a hero, or captain had only the opportunity and he could go down in history because he felt that he lacked the courage to face some unexpected that it was also certainly lurking.
The forest was dark and gloomy almost could not see anything but there must be animals. Eufemio began to call loudly "Gentle shepherd," but that certainly was not afraid of putting the answer. Eufemio is also an increasing and continued to desperately call because at some point he realized that he had lost and that it was not easy to find your way out of the woods with that little light and then shouted "Gentil shepherdess, but there you have a lantern, here is dark and the distance he heard the answer "Of course the 'I have, and I was so stupid to be otherwise slip through the woods," to which Eufemio realized that it was imprudent, but felt relief knowing that it was the gentle shepherdess safe and that he also had a lantern, so they could find a way out of the woods. On one hand, reassured, the other was at least aware that this embarrassing because there was a storm and thunder and lightning and all said that during the time it was unwise to the woods and sit under the trees. And for this Eufemio ran, Do not stand under the trees, but the danger could not avoid it, because we had to pass under the trees. "Do not pass under the trees during the storm," cried gentle shepherdess preavvertisse as if the threat. Eufemio then devised a stratagem of his own not to go under the trees, it would be perched on top of a tree and there he waited until the time it would have avoided the risk, but realized he could not think only of himself that he had to take care also a gentle shepherdess and then called her and told her of his program to which she replied that he never , never would have allowed him to try to do everything that we do not think the facts and its badasse; Eufemio replied that he had thought for his generous nature and felt run over by a stream of bad words that challenged this speech and even warned him that the speech was just let go and that was it would be better for him if he had never begun. Eufemio felt then that the situation could get out of hand because they did not understand in what place or you had to be put anywhere and it was wrong. He began to think that gentle shepherdess should not have all the wheels in place because it was she to get into this mess and then thought it would be just that you both get them out but when I said another unique stream of bad words and then it hit him all at once cadergli felt his loneliness and knew what was heavy and screamed that she felt alone but this was not afraid that there was used but which, however, it was time to finish it and that it was necessary to get out of that situation as soon as possible. This time, gentle shepherdess did not answer.
In the meantime the country had spread the news that Eufemio had to run serious risks and did not talk about anything else. The commander of the police officers also alarmed at the absence of the two soldiers that went had issued a notice to the other stations because they start their research on the two that could be ambushed. It was a very delicate moment. A police van was leaving from the capital and would have combed the area and nearby districts, but this could only happen after a couple of days because that evening was the playing of the national team and we know that on some occasions does not move a leaf and then the next day to wait for feedback on the game and the possible criticism of the coach. This was an inevitable fact of the game, where you could certainly intervene in any way.
Eufemio tried to call but nobody answered him. At first he thought it was a gentle shepherdess offense to just a few polite words and began to apologize first apologizing if he had used a few words or even unwelcome Offensive sure why he did not notice even the words coming out of the mouth sometimes unintentionally river and between them there could have been maybe one or maybe some more that could have hit a soul so kind, but inside she wondered ago to be so nice if he knocks you do not know what and disappears into thin air leaving me alone in the woods lost but he continued in the apology and the fact that the words could not manage anything then began to apologize for the tone so because sometimes unintentionally tone of his voice changed and he did not notice and could have used a tone too heavy and he apologized but in the meantime wondered how a tone can shake so badly for the feelings of another person which might lead to silence and thus escaped and while he realized that he had no answer, and that gentle shepherdess had left him alone. Eufemio then felt a strong sense of solitude and began to hum a song to feel less alone, but he soon realized that every time the wind lifted the stamp did hear her growl and then began to worry because if the wind roared something wrong perhaps he was too stoned and stopped singing but he felt uneasy and began to whistle but the rain made him feel his backhand and then Eufemio stopped whistling and sat thinking in silence to that situation.
Meanwhile, the country had returned to the alarm on the two missing policemen. Do not you think more in some accident because everyone said they had a good character and that some had not gotten in trouble and that the more they were men of law that the country had spread a wave of optimism but the commander of the station not found them the same even if all were convinced that things would go well for him all a bit 'was worried and asked for reinforcements. From Central asked him what was happening to him seriously and began to explain that a young man named Eufemio was lost and that two policemen were lost and the central understood that something was wrong with all those people who lost and then notified police that they would send another ten for the research because it was better abound because someone might get lost.
Meanwhile the streets of the country began a regular evening stroll. The pretty girls were in pairs or groups and met with the guys who were doing the same thing. Looking out the windows watching the mothers who do not happen anything illegal. In fact it was common in the rustle of the country that the boys went together and the girl also, and there were no mixed groups except in exceptional circumstances. You know, the usual rule which gradually becomes obey all believing that it is a kind of law passed, so you had to rub him play regularly and if someone does not respect the rules we thought that the mothers were facing the right way to call now the offender. Later it started the rustle of engaged couples that would have been able to meet as among themselves, then they would exit married couples with children and single people would come out eventually he was allowed to leave last. Even the military, but for them and for the fame brought with them was always the rule to let them also participate in the rub, but to pretend that there were not. So if the girls met a group of soldiers on leave and those addressed their compliments the girls did not know absolutely every word and gesture unless it were offensive words which he was permitted to answer, according to the custom of the rub.
The two policemen at this point realized that it was late and had to go out for the evening stroll and vain were the words of the lovely lady Eleanor Margotta and trying to retain them. But a new
overthrew an abrupt end and rub it all over his ceremonial chain of events and forced everyone to run away and hide under the doors and to hide behind their mothers facing windows. Thus a single natural event proved to be stronger than usual. It began to spread the concern about the disappearance of euphemisms. Meanwhile, lost in the woods
Eufemio felt in the dark just a little 'sad and scared and had also started to tremble because he felt that they were urgent physiological needs but as the forest was dark and he felt if he lost there was also that he was too shy and reserved to do certain things in public but then he said, but what the public needs and decided that a natural does not have anything wrong and then it was too cold was completely natural for him to do, and in fact if there was someone around who could see well that was not the problem and started to unbutton his pants, but now a cry rang and startled Eufemio that one side was happy because he no longer felt alone but always felt more strongly the need and short on the one hand he felt that was not only that there was perhaps a gentle shepherdess in the neighborhood but felt an urgent need and then did not know what to do and asked "Who goes there Altolia" like the guards when they hear a noise and from the way it came the cry heard a voice of gentle shepherdess who suffered "Stop, do not do anything stupid, do not you do what you were going to take, I hope good ..." and Euphemia replied that he did nothing wrong and was told that at times had only the intention and that he could be punished for it and in fact a dark evil Eufemio hung up at this point that there was force to stay but he began to shake and gentle shepherd asked him what I was so afraid that shook like a leaf and said he only had to be afraid of divine punishment and he replied that he was not afraid and she insisted that giggle and say that you could see how that shook and even comedians to tell him that it was not shake a good thing because it attracted the lightning, to which Eufemio had a presentiment that if it made him so if he continued and then tried to hide in a bush.
But you know that you can not hide from prying eyes and another cry and say that he did think he did a little jump. Eufemio shook louder and louder and was resigning and have it on me that although he felt it was not dignified but at some point he began to think that the dignity can not be the only speech that one has to find compromises to live with others and this eased a little, but not decided, because he felt the problem of ' hygiene intimate and the question seemed difficult to solve because the problems of hygiene were practically very intimate feel, but then he spoke a little bit 'out of shame and a bit' because their solutions seemed far away and everyone had some problems and preferred to pass the subject. So when Eufemio felt that there was too intimate hygiene to keep in mind, he felt very difficult and was shaking like a leaf. He knows how to shake the drainage of fluids and currents. So most Eufemio trembling, more water was coming down in buckets and with its noise stimulated a lot. But he stoically held back because he felt that would upset the hygiene intimate. And no natural force could change that moment in his conviction.
is then that all the spirits of the forest gathered and watched Eufemio and saw him tremble and suffer and felt well understood why, but felt that his will was strong and that would break rather than yield to the temptation and then considered how difficult was his situation and how this story the same hygiene and ruining his own life and then destroying the spirits of the forest relenting and demanded a solution to the problem. And from there came a rumble of thunder and lightning and a lightning bolt that is fired right next to Eufemio, terrified that he began to sing and act like a fool. So it was discovered the true nature of gentle shepherdess. She was a scout for a record that was sent around to look for new faces and new stars for the music. It got into the most unlikely places because he knew that the talent is not in the streets where everyone speaks of more or less, and even easily be found in the churches where everyone goes to confession and pray, but sometimes it is on the banks of rivers, sometimes in the woods, sometimes into the seabed. So later it was discovered that gentle shepherdess was also a fine diving expert who went in search of talent even under the seabed. The song of
Eufemio was heard from afar, and came to the country. It was a desperate song together and it was a song melodioso.Tutti felt that there was something very new at that pace and something very strong in that voice.
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